hummelsvoguekurt:

Yeah. I’m sure it would. You’re ridiculous.

I’m totally not bitter, totally embrace the singleness until someone snatches me up. It would. Hey now, how am I ridiculous?

adrielxwilde:

Well, congratulations on your date, was it as successful as it sounds or were you just complimenting her despite how it went? 

It went pretty well. It was very successful.

hummelsvoguekurt:

Ugh. February is essentially just 28 days of everyone shoving their relationships down everyone else’s throats and I’m ready for it to end already. Everywhere I turn there’s puppy love, chocolate, and hearts. When did I become so bitterly single?

Don’t be a bitter single. I mean you could always be mine Kurt, it’d make me happy. I really like you. Like a lot Hummel.

theodorepuckerman:

Not a problem but do i look like the type of lad, who’s all for playing with balls? You want me to fuck you up on stage, old man? aren’t you a kinky bastard. 

Yeah you seem like it. Yes baby, please fuck my ass have me begging for more as you pound inside me. I have a wide variety of props there we could use as toys.

theodorepuckerman:

Dd you just use a sports analogy on me? I’m saying you can’t I’ll break you, and you know it. bend over and beg, and i just might consider it.

Yes, is that a problem mate? We’ll just have to see then maybe. I have the key to the Smyrna theater, meet me there, we’ll be the only ones there. Better to hear begging in person.

theodorepuckerman:

It’s your lucky day, old man! because you just hit a home run, and described me, as well as a million others. You saying i can’t handle what you got?

I think I hit a grand slam, handsome. I’m saying I can handle what you got. Bend me over and give me all you got.

theodorepuckerman:

so enlighten me, handsome, what exactly is your type? More like you couldn’t handle me, old man! 

Brunettes, smart gals or guys who know what they want. Wanna bet? 

theodorepuckerman:

Biological clock ticking away like a time bomb, huh? You know where to find me, when you stray from the pretty little blonds, who don’t put out on the first date, Coop.

Yeah, sure… Anyways, you should know that blondes aren’t my type, they don’t care about me all they care about is meeting someone sort of famous. Like you could handle me Theo.

r-t-abrams:

Oh no I didn’t  mean to make out  you were.  Sorry if sounded like that.   And Yes just as her friend.!   I have thing called a worry button and once it’s been pressed I go into hyper alert and kind of over protective.  I know it drives people insane 

No it’s fine, I am pretty certain that I used to be much worse and everything. Protective Artie to the rescue right?

r-t-abrams:

oh right okay,  I’ll won’t say anything . It’s non of my business, but Barbs is pretty close to her Mom and if things do start to get serious,  I wouldn’t leave telling her to long.  But as I said nothing to do with me.  I’m just talking as her friend. 

Thanks and oh I know, Shelby loves her daughter more than anything in this world, I’m not the worst kind of guy to be with I can imagine. As just her friend?